The Children

I hope your kids are enjoying Bring Your Child to Work Day. I'd like to meet them!

Sure, they're right over here. I brought my two youngest froglets. They're adopted.

That's great! Do you have any biological children?

These are the biological ones.

The others are robots. You want to meet them too?

Beep

Boop

I adopted two of my five, but only four are biological. I have one robot daughter. All of them are tired of this joke.

Published Wednesday, 15 April 2026

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