Grabbing frogs...

The Horror
What's your favorite type of book?
Horror.
Really? What's the scariest one you've ever read?
You know, the one where a frog gets kissed by a princess and turns into a human. A HUMAN! It's just unthinkable. I couldn't sleep for a month after I read that one.
Yeah, it was banned in my home swamp. Gave the tadpoles nightmares.
Published Wednesday, 8 April 2026